Discussion in 'Idiot News Articles' started by GMass, May 25, 2012.
What an asshole - glad the judge saw that but he really should fined him double.
Good thing the K-9 didn't have to take the stand, that would have been a RUFF cross-examination.
That would be BARKING up the wrong tree......
Noticed that too. Not sure if it was just the K9 or the outside agency thing.
The other angle is that he may not have even brought his gun to the courthouse at all, since his holster was empty when he was outside as well (unless that was just a bathroom break for the dog and he wasn't leaving).
"So Deputy Azor, how had the shift been prior to this event?"
"Did you see where the Deputy put the man's wallet?"
"What is the name of the woman at the Dunkin' Donuts you stopped at prior to the event?"
"Can I change that to Meredith?"
A move like that on the part of McGee would make anyone paws before complying.
Would this move past the sniff test in another court?
I think McGee is as soft as puppy shit.
If you don't remand the defendant to custody, is there a risk that he'll flea?
Time in jail would just slowly tick by.
I think Mr. McGee will forever be dogged by this event since he's such a yutz.
I also believe the reporter did a terrific job covering this story about a mutt, and a dog.
OK, I'm going to take a funny run at this:
Would the pooch take the stand please. Thank you.
Please sit, now sit pretty
(No Really, you can sit on that) We won't get mad...
I want to advise the pooch to ignore the cats in the jury.
I want to remind you, there is no extra bone in here for you for telling the truth.
Please raise your right paw.
Do you swear to bark to truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you Dog-God?
Bravo CPT Chaos!
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