Man Charged After Cooking Own Meal at Denny's

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  1. cc3915

    cc3915 Masscops Angel Staff Member

    MADISON, Wis. (AP) - A man who claimed to be the new manager of a Denny's restaurant in Wisconsin then cooked himself a cheeseburger and fries is facing charges.
    Police say 52-year-old James Summers, wearing a tie and carrying a briefcase, claimed he was sent by Denny's corporate office Tuesday to be the new manager at the restaurant in Madison. The current manager told him he must have the wrong restaurant. Summers told her she apparently had not received the memo about the change in leadership.
    Authorities say the manager called her supervisors while Summers helped himself to a meal. WISC-TV says police were summoned and took Summers into custody. Officers say they found a stun gun on his belt. Summers is charged with disorderly conduct, drug possession and possessing an electric weapon.
     
  2. cc3915

    cc3915 Masscops Angel Staff Member

    Kind of reminds me of a call I went on at the IHOP in Brighton. Me and my partner responded to a medical call. Turns out the cook was having a heart attack and while EMS was treating and transporting, my partner helped out on the grill cooking breakfast. After he retired, he went on to a lucrative career as a restaurant owner.
     
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  3. corsair

    corsair Supporting Member

    Moron!
     
  4. adroitcuffs

    adroitcuffs Subscribing Member

    Agreed, but I have to say he was very creative! LOL
     
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  5. USMCMP5811

    USMCMP5811 Administrator Staff Member

    MMMMMMMMM, Denny's, I could go for a Grand Slam breakfast right about now.....

    [​IMG]
     
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  6. USAF286

    USAF286 MassCops Member

    The lengths some people will go to for a free/stolen meal...
     
  7. USMCMP5811

    USMCMP5811 Administrator Staff Member


    But what would you do for a klondike bar? ;)
     
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  8. adroitcuffs

    adroitcuffs Subscribing Member

    I walk into my kitchen, open the freezer, and remove a klondike bar!!
    (Extra points if I do that while nekkid. ;) )
     
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  9. USAF286

    USAF286 MassCops Member

    What WOULDN"T I do for a Klondike bar?!
     
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  10. USMCMP5811

    USMCMP5811 Administrator Staff Member


    As your legal councel, I recomend you take the 5th.......
     

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