Obama: Use 'algae' as substitute for oil

Discussion in 'Politics & Law Enforcement' started by cc3915, Feb 24, 2012.

  1. cc3915

    cc3915 Masscops Angel Staff Member

    President Obama admitted today that he does not have a "silver bullet" solution for skyrocketing gas prices, but he proposed alternative energy sources such as "a plant-like substance, algae" as a way of cutting dependence on oil by 17 percent.
    "We’re making new investments in the development of gasoline, diesel, and jet fuel that’s actually made from a plant-like substance, algae -- you've got a bunch of algae out here," Obama said at the University of Miami today. "If we can figure out how to make energy out of that, we'll be doing alright. Believe it or not, we could replace up to 17 percent of the oil we import for transportation with this fuel that we can grow right here in America."
    The Department of Energy (DOE) currently spends about $85 million on 30 research projects "to develop algal biofuels," according to the White House, which announced that Obama is committing another $14 million to the idea.

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  2. cc3915

    cc3915 Masscops Angel Staff Member

    I think it's now official that this man has lost his mind.
     
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  3. Hush

    Hush Moderator Staff Member

    How about we substitute a real president, in place of this jerk-off.

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  4. Wolfman

    Wolfman "Ultima Ratio Civis" Staff Member

    Algae. Now how come none of US thought of that? Algae must have what cars crave. Obviously our brains are insignificant compared to the wisdom of The One.

     
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  5. mtc

    mtc High Priestess Staff Member

    Algae?

    Now we knew he was full of bullshit... but algae?

    Swampass is more like it.
     
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  6. HistoryHound

    HistoryHound Supporting Member

    That's it! You came up with the solution, let's just make cars that run on bullshit. There's enough of that coming out of the politicians that we'll have a fuel surplus for generations. :)
     
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  7. 7costanza

    7costanza Supporting Member

    How about attaching some kind of battery source to this guys mouth , that should create enough energy for a decade.
     
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  8. pahapoika

    pahapoika Subscribing Member

    why not "pig shit" ?

    it worked in Mad Max, right ? :rolleyes:
     
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  9. Hush

    Hush Moderator Staff Member

    They've been smoking something green, and its not algae

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  10. 7costanza

    7costanza Supporting Member

    Master Blaster runs bartertown.
     
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  11. corsair

    corsair Supporting Member

    Dumbass!!!
     
  12. cc3915

    cc3915 Masscops Angel Staff Member

    He'll go down in history as being the "pond scum president".
     
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    USAF286 MassCops Member

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    CJIS MassCops Member

  15. TRPDiesel

    TRPDiesel MassCops Member

    I don't care what they use as long as I am no longer worrying about gas and heating oil going over $5 bucks a gallon and beyond. They have have been talking about this kind of crap for decades. Time to shit or get off the pot.
     
  16. 7costanza

    7costanza Supporting Member

    Drill....period.
     
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  17. corsair

    corsair Supporting Member

    We would indeed be better if we substitute Obama for Algae.
     
  18. Rock

    Rock Undefined

    BRILLIANT!!!!!
     
  19. LGriffin

    LGriffin Mother Führer

    Leave it the O to focus solely on the lowest forms of life.
     
  20. 263FPD

    263FPD Administrator Staff Member

    What ca we use as a substitute for Obama? Now there's a question on my mind.


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  21. JamnJim18

    JamnJim18 Guest

    DRILL BABY DRILL!

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    And to all my democrat friends:
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  22. Wolfman

    Wolfman "Ultima Ratio Civis" Staff Member

    "Fish, and plankton, and sea greens, and protein from the sea. It's all here."
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  23. LGriffin

    LGriffin Mother Führer

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  24. GARDA

    GARDA Subscribing Member

    I say dig as well. Valued fuels have been discovered in such things as fossilized plants, insects, etc. Even prehistoric mammals that have been found offer us some clarity at times like these:

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  25. Hush

    Hush Moderator Staff Member

    I think the "jackhammer" would be appropriately applied here

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