Oh nooooo....

Discussion in 'Whacker Central' started by Dan Stark, Oct 14, 2012.

  1. Dan Stark

    Dan Stark Tears of a Clown

  2. CPT Chaos

    CPT Chaos Subscribing Member

    Click the link first and read the story before you watch the video.

    The story had me at "dressing in police gear outside a black Crown Victoria" but it only gets better!

    YES, you made my night!
     
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  3. Hank Moody

    Hank Moody Duder Staff Member

    Is that really "the service" ?
     
  4. adroitcuffs

    adroitcuffs Subscribing Member

    5 years juvenile corrections experience? So, in-custody counts? o_O
     
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  5. GMass

    GMass Guest

    He USED to have an LTC. Lawlz

    Twatrocket....
     
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  6. zm88

    zm88 MassCops Member

    Filming whacker motivational videos from the booth of some fast food restaurant
     
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  7. GMass

    GMass Guest

    I thought it was "train to fight - fight to win", at least according to CTSP Lawlz

    Bloodytwat....




    I borderline pissed myself watching that vid....
     
  8. Herrdoktor

    Herrdoktor MassCops Member

    Seriously.... o_O
     
  9. 7costanza

    7costanza Supporting Member

    WOW, I just watched a few of his videos, the one on dissarming someone is an instant classic. In all seriousness though this guys certifiable.
     
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  10. Pvt. Cowboy

    Pvt. Cowboy Lemme take a selfie Staff Member

    I remember when he was first outed, after he had come on here blabbing about constables etc... His myspace page was gold. Multiple "in-action" pics of him clearing his kitchen with a blue rubber gun... His karate poses were sweet too. It was like "Crouching Tiger, I'm a Douchbag."
     
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  11. Killjoy

    Killjoy Zombie Hunter

    He IS the toughest guy in that particular Panera! Fools like this keep real law enforcement in business.

    In all seriousness, there are no shortcuts to get into law enforcement, just plain hard work, keeping your nose clean and taking a lot of tests. Just because someone buys the duty gear and vehicles this does not make you a police officer. If I went out to home depot and bought a bunch of tools, it doesn't make me a carpenter.
     
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  12. LGriffin

    LGriffin Supporting Member

    Hey, down in front! "This is actually the first time that (he's) held a seminar in a fast paced environment."
    Lock it up ;)


    Former SSPO, eh? So is just about half the city and you've gotta be a real fuckup to loose that badge.

    Enjoy all that, VT!
     
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  13. LGriffin

    LGriffin Supporting Member

    Dan, this is wacktastic.
    Maybe you can partner up with The Service for your retirement job:
     
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  14. Dan Stark

    Dan Stark Tears of a Clown

    He could be my first student. He needs help.
     
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  15. LGriffin

    LGriffin Supporting Member

    Can't fix stupid or his "praying mantis."

     
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  16. Killjoy

    Killjoy Zombie Hunter

    Personally I think this guy should forego the pseudo-police uniform and skip straight to the tights and cape!

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  17. 7costanza

    7costanza Supporting Member

    Did anyone ever determine what his plan was? Why would someone dawn all the "gear" in a mall parking lot, was he going to conduct food court clearing drills with Snipey?
     
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  18. Nuke_TRT

    Nuke_TRT Stirrer of the Pot

    Haha, he said tools. :cool:
     
  19. LGriffin

    LGriffin Supporting Member

    That's where Panera is located. Maybe he was filming a new "seminar."
     
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  20. CPT Chaos

    CPT Chaos Subscribing Member

    I've seen enough!

    Mods, take it away!

    lock.jpg
     
  21. fra444

    fra444 MassCops Member

    So if I turn in my gun and still wear my leather gear you think I can et in the, "BIZ" with him?!
     
  22. USMCMP5811

    USMCMP5811 Administrator Staff Member

    Maybe we should post every video of his, archive it so they can't be deleted and then send this one to Masscops Gold.
     
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  23. Johnny Law

    Johnny Law Nemo me impune lacessit Staff Member

    We should see if they will release his booking photo and post it up here for future generations. " home made badge". Hahahahaha
     
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  24. LGriffin

    LGriffin Supporting Member

    Archive away, i'm hearing some stories on this one and he may be, by far, the funniest wacker of all time.
     
  25. 7costanza

    7costanza Supporting Member

    imagesCA6RZ0HB.jpg I watched a few other vids, from what i found he says he was in the Military also. Does this look like him?
     

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