Town of Amherst, Massachusetts Police Dept. Now Accepting Applications

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  1. kwflatbed

    kwflatbed Subscribing Member MC1+MC2 +MC3 111K+Poster

    Town of Amherst, Massachusetts Police Dept. Now Accepting Applications Through 7/3/17

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      SticktimeMassCops Member
      The Amherst, MA Police Department is accepting applications through July 3, 2017 for future/anticipated employment. APD is a non-civil service department. Please visit for detailed information and a link to apply on line. Higher education, military experience, and prior law enforcement experience is preferred.
  2. mpd61

    mpd61 Federal Auxiliary Police

    Must wear birchenstocks, vote democrat, and protest the raising of Old Glory on property owned by higher education institutions
  3. pahapoika

    pahapoika Subscribing Member

    Definitely enemy territory :D
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  4. sgtmike1980

    sgtmike1980 MassCops Member

    Northampton is worse, lol. But Amherst is definitely a liberal snake pit!
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  5. mtc

    mtc High Priestess Staff Member

    WTF would even want to?
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  6. BxDetSgt

    BxDetSgt MassCops Member

    Chapter 90 and blue lights are a big draw!!
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  7. j809

    j809 Subscribing Member

    They make good $$ and great benefits, full Quinn.

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  8. Treehouse413

    Treehouse413 MassCops Member

    Squared away dept. buttttttt the liberal quacks that run the town and live there. Couple of my friends started there and moved on to msp along w a academy mate who went to the FBI.
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  9. Johnny Law

    Johnny Law Nemo me impune lacessit Staff Member

    There is no fucking way Northampton is worse. Amherst is so out of touch with mainstream America, it surprises me anytime a guy like Larry Kelley was brave enough to live in that affront to humanity
  10. Danusmc0321

    Danusmc0321 MassCops Member

    Looking for a tolerant, accepting, police officer who adhears to a strict liberal view point. Minorities, LBTGQ, Non-Binary encouraged to apply. If non minority, must be open and honest about checking their white privilege. Must adhearn to a strict position protecting our sanctuary status as a town. Must be willing to check the privilege of the 77% white population, to protect the small demographic of minorities that can tolerate and afford to live in our expensive white, washed town. Preference will be given to candidates who believe in climate change and love trumping hate. We are an open and accepting community, trying to instill tolerance and love for our police and citizens. All other view points will not be tolerated.

    Just a spoof, no disrespect ment to the men and women of Amherst PD.
  11. Kilvinsky

    Kilvinsky I think, therefore I'll never be promoted.

    My department stole one of theirs due to better pay. NYAH NYAH. Wake up Town of Amherst!

    BRILLIANT! Of course the town fath....NON-GENDER ASIGNED PARENTAL UNITS will take exception, they'll secretly say, "Well, duh, YEAH! but they're not supposed to actually KNOW that!"
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  12. pahapoika

    pahapoika Subscribing Member

    Surrounded by angry lesbians is no fun :p
    Don't have a lot of first-hand experience with either town. Just rode through a couple times a week dropping off and picking up inmates at court.
    But you can definitely feel the bad vibe in both towns :eek:
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  13. Kilvinsky

    Kilvinsky I think, therefore I'll never be promoted.

    On your chest is a clear sign of oppression and intolerance, but we're BETTER than you, so we won't OPENLY judge racist, homophobic, misogynist bastard. We KNOW you just LIVE to oppress those less fortunate than yourself, but we are TOLLERANT and we won't OPENLY condemn you, no matter how EVIL you might be.

    Please don't eat in our establishment, we have a strict "NO GUN" policy. Keep up the good work, FASCIST, but do so OUTSIDE! We love you ALL....Just die, would you, and we'll love you more, once the dancing has stopped.
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  14. sgtmike1980

    sgtmike1980 MassCops Member

    Its a matter of opinion. I've lived here my whole life, its just my point of view.
  15. HistoryHound

    HistoryHound Supporting Member

    The term parental is offensive. It's an oppressive term used to empower people simply because they've ben alive longer and have younger people in their care.
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  16. Kilvinsky

    Kilvinsky I think, therefore I'll never be promoted.

    "I brought you INTO this world, I can TAKE YOU OUT!" That archaic mentality is what....

    kept our streets safer!!!

    I've always felt there was a real competition amongst Cambridge, Brookline, Northampton and Amherst as to who was the most liberal. One community would pass a rule/law and the others HAD to out do it. Nowadays, FUCKING SOMERVILLE has joined the competition! Also-rans, absolutely, but they're trying like hell to catch up thanks to that shitbird Curtis Tony, or Tony Curtis or what ever the hell his name is.
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  17. Pvt. Cowboy

    Pvt. Cowboy Lemme take a selfie Staff Member

    Laughed my balls off at this... well fuckin' done dude!!
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