Wanna be Cop

Discussion in 'Whacker Central' started by Takis31GK, Sep 7, 2013.

  1. Takis31GK

    Takis31GK MassCops Member

    So the other night I'm on Facebook and see that this kid I knew years ago is now a constable. I think nothing of it until I see his porky self tonight at an event. He's sitting there directing traffic with the local police department, in a full black BDU outfit, full utility belt, carrying a Glock, and wearing a yellow reflective police vest. WTF! Is this kid serious, I mean what a total fraud! This is the epitome of Wannabe. I'm thinking to myself that he's delirious and thinks he's an actual cop. I could rant all night but Jesus Christ this is crazy. Reminds me of the constable in Justified...mirror image. Uugggh!!!!!!
     
  2. Goose

    Goose The list is long but distinguished. Staff Member

    Great, thanks for sharing your inner thoughts.

    What exactly was the point of posting this?
     
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  3. GreenMachine

    GreenMachine Infidel

    Pics or it didn't happen.
     
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  4. Truck

    Truck MassCops Member

    Fraud? He's doing his job, someone sounds a tiny bit jealous.
     
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  5. Pvt. Cowboy

    Pvt. Cowboy Lemme take a selfie Staff Member

    Sounds like in addition to being a constable, he may also be a reserve? Pretty sure if someone dressed up like the 5-0 and started directing traffic with the actual police, they might wind up in cuffs.
     
  6. Takis31GK

    Takis31GK MassCops Member

    Jealous, not in the least bit. The point is that I can't believe people actually do this stuff, strutting around like they're an actual police officer. But let's be real, constables are process servers and nothing more than that. And they're not even R/I academy trained at the minimum. We have the sheriffs department to serve civil process. Saw some sort of badge on his hip that looked like one of those stupid CCW badges, but I could be wrong.
     
  7. Hush

    Hush Moderator Staff Member

    You know if you stab a man in the dead of winter, steam rises from his wounds. Indians believed it was his soul escaping.
     
  8. RodneyFarva

    RodneyFarva Get off my lawn!

    First off, IBTL

    Second, the line " We have the sheriffs department to serve civil process" raise suspicion about the validity of this thread.

    Third, Cowboy has hit the nail on the head. he is most likely a reserve and a constable. if he was "directing traffic" with other PO's he would be wearing the latest fashion of Peerless.
     
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  9. Dan Stark

    Dan Stark Tears of a Clown

    What kind of Glock was it?
     
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  10. Nightstalker

    Nightstalker MassCops Member

    The same glock we all carry!!!!

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  11. Hank Moody

    Hank Moody Duder Staff Member

    No more locking threads. I'm getting tired of bailing water out of the Titanic with a red solo cup.
     
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  12. USMCMP5811

    USMCMP5811 Administrator Staff Member


    Yup, unless it becomes a total shit show (For sale section excluded), no more threads will be locked down.
     
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  13. USAF286

    USAF286 MassCops Member

    May I ask what your profession is?


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  14. grn3charlie

    grn3charlie No! My teeth are real. See?

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    :D
    I couldn;t help myself
     
  15. pahapoika

    pahapoika Subscribing Member

    Glock makes a 1911 ? :cool:
     
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  16. Dan Stark

    Dan Stark Tears of a Clown

    I'm just glad he didn't say M&P, because the OP described me to a TEEEEEEE
     
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  17. Takis31GK

    Takis31GK MassCops Member

    Grad student
     
  18. mtc

    mtc High Priestess Staff Member

    Technically, that's not a "profession" ;)
     
  19. USAF286

    USAF286 MassCops Member

    Political science?


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  20. Hush

    Hush Moderator Staff Member

    Amateur adult hide-and-seek
     
  21. HistoryHound

    HistoryHound Supporting Member

    To the OP, you do know that people can do more than one thing. He could be a constable AND a reserve police officer. If the boys and girls in uniform weren't questioning why he was conducting traffic or the badge on his hip; then, why should you?

    Exactly, my daughter just started grad school, When I advised her to quit her job so she could focus on her studies, she said "And just how am I supposed to support myself?" Point, set, match (well that one) to the kid. Part-time isn't exactly supporting herself, but at least her foot stays in the door of her current career.
     
  22. grn3charlie

    grn3charlie No! My teeth are real. See?

    C'mon, you cried a little bit when you realized ya done good! We won't tell
     
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  23. mpd61

    mpd61 Federal Auxiliary Police


    If they do it'll fly against everything holy!!!!!!!:eek:
     
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  24. FAPD

    FAPD MassCops Member

    John Moses Browning would shit in his grave if Gaston Glock makes a 1911......Just saying. Might as well chamber one in .45 GAP too!
     
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  25. GARDA

    GARDA Subscribing Member



    Ohhhh... a Grad student is passing judgement here.
    Gotcha. With that info your original post makes sense:
    In technical terms we call this a P.E.B.K.A.C.
    (Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair).
    Thanks for dropping in, now run along now and get to class.
     
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